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A failed blog dedicated to books, but has slowly and surely turned into a jumbled mess of fandoms.
Enjoy ~The Fayzian.

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

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3 weeks ago
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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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3 weeks ago
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sexonadeathbed:

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

asharyn

sexonadeathbed:

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

asharyn

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3 weeks ago
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chronic-mastication:

Chicken McNugget appreciation

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3 weeks ago
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shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

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3 weeks ago
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2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

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3 weeks ago
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